I’m five foot six… on a good day. That being said this new video by the one and only Diane von Fürstenberg for her Spring 2013 collection is probably the closest I’ll get to a catwalk besides, you know, winning a golden ticket, selling a kidney, or putting my family’s cat IBK (Itty-Bitty-Kitty) on a leash. No thanks, this will work fine thank you.

I haven’t seen much of Martin Short since his epic 2006 film, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, but his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live the Jersey Short The Situation other night was priceless.